People are funny things

If you had the choice of nicking a) a mobile phone or b) a blue pen, from my desk, which would you choose?

I accidently left my mobile phone on my desk last night, and went home without it. I also left my blue pen out (I think). Anyway, I come in this morning, and it is the blue pen that has gone walkies and not my phone.

Maybe it has something to do with the prayer 'please God let my phone not get nicked' (there have been a spate of mobile phone thefts at work recently). Shame 'phone' doesn't encompass 'blue pen'!!